The Hitchhiker's guide to the World of Lovers

Hmmm.... Ok lemme see... I need to be careful with this coz writing too much is gonna be an axe on my own neck... Especially since my girl friend is gonna read it... So here goes nothing..
As a bachelor every guy thinks(coz I don't know and don't even wanna know wat girls think) atleast for once about this thing.. He might think of it as a nuisance or he might be wondering about its "mysterious" details. But that's where we guys usually goof up... You see love is not so easy... When you start off, it seems like a never ending luxury cruise. But soon you feel yourself bonded.. To the horrible thing called responsibility, which bachelors never have to worry about... With responsibility comes a whole hoard of new troubles.. plus u have to listen to those regular screams of how you are still a kid and that it's time to grow up and how insensitive you are among other such complaints... sheesh.... sometimes I wonder if its even worth it.. Love sounds good only as long as its in the songs buddy... but in the real life You are better off alone... Trust me on this one my man... So next time u wanna go for a girl and she is equally mad for u, get her to sign an agreement first, that she'll abide by ur rules or else... GOD save you...